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Saturday, December 17, 2011

IMPOSSIBLE

IMPOSSIBLE

Nothing in this world is IMPOSSIBLE as


the word itself says  "I M POSSIBLE ..."


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Happiness is NOT something you find,

It's something you create.

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What a Life !!!

When you are in light, Everything will follow you...... But when you enter dark, Even your shadow will not follow you...... This is LIFE !!!

33 comments:

  1. whats about revised modification.

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  2. MUSKAN JI IF THERE IS ANY NEWS THEN PLS TELL US , ALL OF US R WAITING

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  3. I myself notseen any update on UP Basic Edu. Dept website.
    But whenever any update comes OR any news then you people can share it.
    Thanks for visiting.

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  4. I am reading some fun, see -
    A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey.


    The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the monkey on the left cost $ 500.00,


    Why does that one cost so much? asked the shopper.


    The owner says well the monkey knows how to use a computer.


    The man then asks about the next monkey and was told that this one cost $1000.00 because it can do everything the other monkey can do plus he knows the Unix operating system.


    Naturally the increasingly startled man asks about the third monkey to be told that it costs $ 2000.00 .


    Needles to say this begs the question.


    What can it do?


    To which the owner replies:


    "To be honest I have never seen him do a thing but the other two call him BOSS"

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  5. Another funny humour -
    Girlfriend and wife

    1. Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile..

    2. Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! .....

    3. Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
    A: About 45 pounds!!

    4. WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!...

    5. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
    You don't, you've told her twice already!...

    6. What is the thinnest book in the world?
    What Men Know About Women...

    7. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...

    8. God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

    9. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
    Magnets have a positive side!....

    10. He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail

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  6. Time pass -
    Today's Professional Management FUNDAS

    1."We will do it" means "You will do it"


    2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"


    3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"


    4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"


    5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"


    6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"


    7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"


    8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"


    9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."


    10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"


    11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"


    12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"


    13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"


    14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."


    15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"


    16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"


    17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

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  7. Must Read A good story/moral -
    STRUGGLE


    Trials in life can be tragedies or triumphs, depending on how we handle them. Triumphs
    don't come without effort.

    A biology teacher was teaching his students how a caterpillar turns into a butterfly. He
    told the students that in the next couple of hours, the butterfly would struggle to come out
    of the cocoon. But no one should help the butterfly. Then he left.

    The students were waiting and it happened. The butterfly struggled to get out of the
    cocoon, and one of the students took pity on it and decided to help the butterfly out of the
    cocoon against the advice of his teacher. He broke the cocoon to help the butterfly so it
    didn't have to struggle anymore. But shortly afterwards the butterfly died.

    When the teacher returned, he was told what happened. He explained to this student that
    by helping the butterfly, he had actually killed it because it is a law of nature that the
    struggle to come out of the cocoon actually helps develop and strengthen its wings. The
    boy had deprived the butterfly of its struggle and the butterfly died.


    Apply this same principle to our lives. Nothing worthwhile in life comes without a struggle.
    As parents we tend to hurt the ones we love most because we don't allow them to struggle to gain strength.

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  8. Fun Time - Politics In Tunnel

    Manmohan Singh, Asif Zardari, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia Gandhi were traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

    Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Sonia and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Zardari is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

    Sonia is thinking: "This guy (Zardari) is all crazy after Aishwarya. Zardari must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him".

    Aishwarya is thinking: "Zardari must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Sonia instead and got slapped." Zardari is thinking: "Damn it! Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she thought it was me and slapped me."

    Manmohan Singh is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Zardari again."

    Singh is King! Singh is King!! Singh is King!!!

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  9. Hi frndzz.. some facts for u all..

    1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions.

    2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!

    3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.

    4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite. Hi All,

    5. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

    6. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

    7.Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

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  10. Thanks Muskan ji for changing our mood by these posts.

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  11. What is the Third Word : Test Your Knowledge

    Think of words ending in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two of them.



    There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have read carefully, I have already told you what third word is.


    If u already gave up - send this to your friends the answer will pop up on the screen automatically.
    ***********************
    If u don't know, then see tomarrow. I will publish it

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  12. HI MUSKAN JI, BADI AASHA THI KI AAP DER SE HI SAHI PAR EK GOOD NEWS DENGI, BUT APNE NIRAS KIYA, KYOKI IS SAMAY JIS PARISTHIT SE GUJAR RAHE HAI USME AAPKE YE GOOD JOKES AND GREAT GYAN KI BATE BHI MAN DOOSARI TARAF DIVERT NAHI KAR PA RAHE HAIN........ BUT THANKS FOR THESE GOOD JOKES AND NEEDFUR/USEFUL MEANINGS FOR LIFE......
    ANOOP PANDEY, ALLD., 09235536490, UPTET-MALE-ART-126

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  13. Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution

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  14. Anoop Paney ji, Abhi koi update nahin mili hai.Faltu kee jankaree to bekar mein pareshaan hone valee baat hai. Aap sabhi log updates dekhen, And agar koi updated info aapke paas aatee hai to comment dalen/share karen. Thanks.

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  15. Muskan ji ......Lt grade me gorakhpur mandal ki counselling jari hai.plz.....uske bare me bhi update de.madam aap se hi ummeed hai.aap bahut acchi hai jo hum logo ke sath hai.mai apke blog jaroor padhta hoo..lt grade ke madhyam se apse juda aur ab uptet me apke update kabil-e-tarif.mai west bengal me bhi rahkar in sabke update jaan pata hoon. great thanks to u mam............gd nt.

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  16. what happened muskan

    looking in very humorous mood

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  17. धन्यवाद मुस्कान जी क्या खूब खूब कहा आपने । हम सबको ध्यान रखना होगा "संघे शक्ति कलियुगे" और जीवन का दूसरा स्वरुप ही संघर्ष है ।Any one can fallow me on FB rahul_singhfzd@rediffmail.com OR 09454667854

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  18. Muskan ji - Anoop Paney nahi Anoop Pandey

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  19. Thanks Mr Anonymous for LT Grade news ke liye, Filhaal kafi samay se koi news update nahin mila for LT Grade teacher ke liye.
    Haan 2nd/3rd counslling Nov./Dec. mein jaroor chal rahi hai.
    Par info collect karna personally possible nahin hai.Lekin bhut saare candidates ne phone no. dalen hain/aur maine JD offie ke phone nos. bhi diye hain see - http://naukri-recruitment-result.blogspot.com/2011/10/2nd-chance-for-lt-grade-female-teacher.html , see - http://madhyamikshiksha.up.nic.in/rti1.htm

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  20. Muskanji kya etv ki news shi h ki highcourt ne 15 din ka time rajyasarkar n shikshaparisha ko dia h.

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  21. the answer of the riddle is FUN-GRY
    i m just joking there is no correct answer to this riddle

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  22. Mam 28 nov amarujala gorakhpur sansakaran me lt grade ki thi news thi ki 150 pado ke liye 188logo ki counselling hui hai.aur aaj ki news ye hai ki gorakhpur mandal ki jaari hai jo monday ko bhi hogi yadi apka koi network ho to wahan ki news collect kare plz.........jd office ke phone jo apne provide kiye hai unse koi jankari nahi mil pati koi kahta ki ye galat no hai to koi kahta ki mai leave par hoon aur kai to outoff order hai.lekin aapka prayas srahneey hai.mam jo possible hai o jaroor kare.with great thanks..........anurag pandey

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  23. HI MUSKAN, SAHI KAH RAHI HAIN AAP, FALTU KI INFORMATION DALKER PARESHAN KARNE KI BAJAY SAHI/ATHENTIC NEWS HI AANI CHAHIYE...... THANKS ..... NOW AM GOING TO SLEEP, SO IF THERE IS ANY INFORMETION PLZ UPDATE IT................GOOD NIGHT, ANOOP PANDEY, ALLD.

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  24. Muskan ji , in my opinion revised advertisement will be declared on monday.
    What is your opinion pls tell

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  25. please tell me something about ggic tgt merit list in english in general category.......... i hv attended counselling in one mandal 0n 25 .plz tell me what will be its procedure n when will be the joining letters will be send?

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  26. @MUSKAN


    about that riddle the word is " meagry" and u can say " I am hungry" .....if any other answer plz clarify

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  27. माध्यमिक शिक्षा परिषद द्वारा 13 नवंबर को आयोजित शिक्षक पात्रता परीक्षा में अभ्यर्थियों को शुरू से ही समस्याओं का सामना करना पड़ा। समस्या की शुरुआत आवेदन पत्रों से हुईऔर परीक्षा परिणाम आने के बाद तक जारीहै। किसी ने अधिक अंक पाया लेकिन कम अंक मिले तो किसी का परीक्षा परिणाम ही नहीं आया। समस्याओं का अंतहीन सिलसिला अभी जारी है।
    हजारों की संख्या में आवेदन पत्र लौट आए, जबकि अभ्यर्थियों ने पर्याप्तसमय रहते आवेदन किया था। ऐसे आवेदन पत्रों को शामिल करने की मांग को लेकरकई बार धरना-प्रदर्शन हुए पर बोर्ड नेउनकी मांगों को खारिज कर दिया। जिनके आवेदन स्वीकार किए गए उनकी समस्याएं भी कम नहीं रहीं। हजारों के प्रवेश पत्रों में गड़बड़ी आ गई। किसी को प्राथमिक का प्रवेश पत्र मिला तो उच्चप्राथमिक का नहीं मिला। इसी तरह किसी को उच्च प्राथमिक का प्रवेश पत्र मिलातो प्राथमिक का नहीं मिला। प्रवेश पत्रों के डिटेल में भी गड़बड़ी मिली। बोर्ड दफ्तर पर समस्याग्रस्त अभ्यर्थियों का जमावड़ा लगने लगा। किसी को राहत मिली तो किसी को फटकार। परीक्षा की तिथि नजदीक आ गई। पर प्रवेश पत्रों की गड़बड़ी नहीं ठीक हुई।ऐसे भी अभ्यर्थी थे, जिन्होंने प्राथमिक और उच्च प्राथमिक दोनों के आवेदन डाले थे पर एक का भी प्रवेश पत्र नहीं आया। अभ्यर्थी पहले बोर्ड दफ्तरके चक्कर लगाते रहे। बाद में अभ्यर्थियों को जानकारी दी गई कि जेडीकार्यालय से नए प्रवेश पत्र मिलेंगे। जेडी कार्यालयों में तीन दिन दौड़ाने के बाद कहा गया कि परीक्षा के एक दिन पूर्व प्रवेश पत्र मिलेगा। हालात यह रहे कि 13 नवंबर को परीक्षा थी और अभ्यर्थी 12 नवंबर की देर रात प्रवेशपत्र के लिए जेडी कार्यालयों पर डटे रहे। परीक्षा हो गई। 25 नवंबर को परिणाम भी आ गए। नए अनुक्रमांक वालों के परिणाम नहीं आए। हजारों अभ्यर्थियों के परीक्षा परिणाम थोड़ी सी गड़बड़ी के कारण नहीं आए। किसी का अनुक्रमांक गलत तो किसी का वर्ग गलत।
    पांच बार संशोधित हुई आंसर सीट
    बोर्ड ने दो दिन बाद आंसर की भी जारी कर दी। आंसर की में 13 प्रश्नों के बोर्ड दो उत्तर बता रहा था। इसके बाद पांच बार आंसर की संशोधित की गई। इसके बावजूद भी सभी आपत्तियों का निस्तारण नहीं किया गया। नए अनुक्रमांक वालों से कहा गया कि उन्हें दोबारा आवेदन करने होंगे। इसकी भी कोई आधिकारिक सूचना नहीं दी गई। अभ्यर्थियों को अखबारों के माध्यम से यह खबर पता चली। प्रदेश के कोने-कोने से अभ्यर्थियों ने आकर नया आवेदन किया। उनमें से कुछ अभ्यर्थियों के परीक्षा परिणाम आ चुके हैं, कुछ के अभी भी नहीं आए हैं। विडंबना यह है कि बोर्ड ने अपनी गलतियों को तो सुधार लिया पर अभ्यर्थियों द्वारा हुई मानवीय भूल को नहीं सुधारा। अभ्यर्थियों से स्पष्ट कह दिया गया था कि उनके द्वारा ओएमआर शीट में की गई गलतियों पर बोर्ड कोई विचार नहीं करेगा। बोर्डके इसी रवैये के खिलाफ अभ्यर्थियों नेहाईकोर्ट में याचिका दायर की थी। हाईकोर्ट के इस आदेश के बाद अभ्यर्थियों ने राहत की सांस ली है।आवेदन भरने से ही दुश्वारियां दर दुश्वारियां हो रही है ।
    आनन्द पाण्डेय
    08434755455

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  28. इलाहाबाद : हाईकोर्ट ने शिक्षक पात्रता परीक्षा (टीईटी) के घोषित परिणाम में अभ्यर्थियों की आपत्तियों के निस्तारण का निर्देश यूपी बोर्ड को दिया है। न्यायालय ने कहा कि अभ्यर्थी मात्र 100 रुपये प्रोसेस फीस देकर अपनी शिकायत 15 दिनों में दर्ज कराएं। न्यायालय ने चार समाचार पत्रों में इस आशय की सूचना प्रकाशित कराने को भी कहा है। न्यायालय ने बोर्ड को आपत्तियां प्राप्त होने के एक सप्ताह के भीतर इनका निस्तारण करने का निर्देश दिया है। साथ ही निस्तारण का आदेश ई-मेल व पंजीकृत डाक द्वारा भेजने को कहा है। न्यायालय ने स्पष्ट किया कि पूर्व में सफल अभ्यर्थियों के चयन पर इसका प्रभाव नहीं पड़ेगा परंतु अंक बढ़ने पर उसका लाभ अवश्य मिलेगा। यह आदेश न्यायमूर्ति सुधीर अग्रवाल ने ललित मोहन सिंह व अन्य की याचिकाओं पर दिया है। याचिका में आरोप लगाया है कि एक ही अनुक्रमांक कई अभ्यर्थियों को आवंटित है। कुछ को अनुपस्थित दिखाया गया है। उत्तर पुस्तिका जांचते समय सीरीज व अंकपत्र में तालमेल नहीं है। न्यायालय ने निर्देश दिया कि बी सीरीज के प्रश्न संख्या 125 के उत्तर में विकल्प बी व सी दोनों सही हैं, इसलिए दोनों विकल्पों पर अंक दिया जाए। इसी क्रम में बी सीरीज के प्रश्न संख्या 142 पर ए व डी विकल्प चुनने वालों को भी अंक दिए जाएं। न्यायालय ने इसी के साथ याचिका को निस्तारित कर दिया। JAGRAN ME KHABAR HAI - 18.12.2011 - ANOOP PANDEY

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  29. Read Carefully -
    "Think of words ending in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two of them" <- This line is for confusing.
    There are only three words in "the English language".

    Therefore third word is - LANGUAGE.
    which u use daily.

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  30. @MUSKAN

    this riddle changes, where you keep double quotes .....which u sued in ur answer

    but it is not mentioned in ur question ....otherwise answer would have been appropriate

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  31. sabhi tet pass candidate dhyan dain
    kya antar hai sabhi jagah form dalne ke option main aur state level par uptet pass ke form bhare bina counseling karane main.

    1. state level par counseling karne par koi form dalne ke aavasyakta nahi hai.
    jabki ab sabhi ko 1 se lekar 30-35 tak form dalne pad rahein hain.

    2. state level par yadi form hi nahi bharvaya jaye to time nahi lagega aur tet result correct hone ke bad sidhe counseling ki prakriya suru ho sakti hai.

    jabki ab 1 candidate ka form dalne ka average 15 tak ja sakta hai aur 15 form matlab 15*270806= 406290 form sabhi diet ka total. form ko alag kar feed karne main lagne wala samya 15 din se jyada.

    3 state level par sirf ek draft banakar lao aur counseling ke time par jis district main join karna hai jama kar do.

    jabki ab draft ke photo copy lagakar sabhi jagah alag alag avedan karna.

    4. state level par counseling karne se samya nahi lagega galti ki sambhavana bahoot hi kam.
    jabki abhi samya to lagega hi sath hi kisi bhi kimat pat mistake kiye bina bharti prakriya nahi ho payegi.

    5. state level par counseling se paisa, main power, time,ki bachat.

    jabki is prakriya main candidate se laker, bank, daak vibhag, DIETs, SELECTORS, SARKAR, sabhi ko proboms.

    6. State level Counseling se NCTE ki jo DEAD LINE 1 JAN 2012 di hai usse pahle bharti prakriya poorn ho jayegi.

    jabki is prakriya se kisi bhi halat main ye bharti time par nahi ho payegi.

    7. sarkar ko koi nayi vigayapti main dimag lagane ki jaroorat nahi.

    8. state level par 1 counseling process main hi bharti prakriya poori ho jayegi.

    jabki vartmaan prakriya se kam se kam 8 se 10 bar marit banani pad sakti hai.

    9. state level par ek hi baar aur ek hi jagah par counseling main jana padega

    jabki is prakriya main ek candidate ko ek din ya do din main 5 se 10 jagah counseling ke liye bulaya ja sakta hai.

    total harasment hai is prakriya main
    so bina form sidhe state level par tet pass candidate ko counseling ke liye bulao
    bina tension bharti karo.

    7597947237

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  32. Aadrniya Bandhuver,
    Yadi aap pratiksha karna chahte hai to karen pr mai kisi ki pratiksha nhi karoonga. kyaonki shashan ne date 23 ki hai 31 nahi. so jaise hi vigyapan aye to turant forms daal dijiye.
    namaskaar,
    Yogesh Kumar (09044314990)
    yogeesoni86@gmail.com

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